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James Island High School

James island high school is a school filled with fuckboys and hoes that are all too fucking rich. This school judges you on everything you do, and you can literally get iss for anything. This school is very cliquey and it’s fucking dumb as fuck. The soda in the fucking cafeteria costs more than it does outside and it’s all diet and sucky. This school also has security checks and metal detectors but don’t worry all you nicotine addicts, they don’t detect juuls so if you hide it well enough you should be fine. Now if you’re going into your freshman year, here are some tips. Always have your juul ready with some pods and a charger that you can plug in in the music building’s bathrooms. Don’t forget to bring your blankets to give handjobs under. And never forget, Sonic says absolutely no peeing in the juul rooms.
i smell death and mango pods we must be at james island high school
by yee haw fuckers January 27, 2019
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James May

One of the trio who presents Top Gear, along with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond.
Originally from Bristol, he now lives in West London.
Has also worked as a journalist for many years, including Autocar where he was fired for a rather subtle printing message in a particular issue.
Generally the opposite to Jeremy Clarkson, including giving him stick on his rather rash nature, and taking plenty for being much more sensible. Is often patrionisingly called 'Captain Slow' and 'The Christian Motorist'. However, the pair worked together to become the first people to successfully drive a car to the magnetic North Pole.
Also likes to be patriotically British, including referencing the war frequently, drinking real ale and praising old British luxury motors.
James May is every bit as important to Top Gear as Jeremy Clarkson.
by avfc_08 August 5, 2008
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daniel james seavey

The most beautiful creature on this earth and is in a band called Why Don't We and is very good at singing. He is the definition of perfect.
Person:Did you meet that boy yet?
Person2: his name is Daniel James Seavey and no😔
by Satinasantana October 18, 2017
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LeBitch James

Derogatory term to identify NBA player LeBron James after habitual instances of questionable actions.

i.e. Cramping up during Game 1 of 2014 Finals as if it were that time of the month, The "Decision".
Your juvenile antics are reminiscent of lebitch james
by OnceNFutureKing June 6, 2014
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Theo James

A really really really hot man that stars in Divergent as Four and is in other boring subjects such as Downtown Abby, lol. Otherwise he is hotter than the sun and I think scientists need to clone him so we can all have endless clones of theo James all for ourselves. He is also the god of everything because he does all his stunts by himself and can sing fabulously and is beautiful at it. Did I mention he's sexy too?
Theo James is Four in divergent and is also known as Mr. sexy
by Dr_river_song June 29, 2014
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James McAvoy

n. a sexy Scottish film and television star who has at his disposal almost every female on the face of the earth (not to mention straight men who would gladly go gay for him!) He has appeared in such films as: Becoming Jane, The Last King of Scotland, Inside I'm Dancing, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Atonement, Penelope, Wanted, Wimbledon, Bollywood Queen, White Teeth, The Pool, Bright Young Things, and several others, including a major role in the first two seasons of the TV drama "Shameless"; all in all, an incredibly charming, charismatic sex icon
Joanna: Hey, that guy totally looked like James McAvoy!
Fontana: Ohemgee, I would totally go out with James McAvoy: he is, like, god of my panties!
Joanna:Ohmigod, I know, right?!?!
by genny_luv February 16, 2008
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james marsters

The guy who plays "spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
girl 1: what's with spike's white hair?
girl 2: james marsters is hott,don't cuss his hair.
by Nastaran January 19, 2006
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