Intelligent Design

When the world's worst scientists and academics come together, because they have given up on what they do, and try to explain our existence through the use of magic, excrement, and poorly written books. See also Creationism, Mississipi, ignorant fuck, and giving up.

Philip: The science shit is too hard, we should make it easier.
Mike: Do you believe in magic?
Philip: Sure.
Mike: Cool...that was easy...but we should call it Intelligent Design.
Philip: Let's male-space-dock.
Mike: Ok, I love your balls.

by Veritas Eruditio December 15, 2006

Evolutionary Intelligent Design

A more contentious hybrid that accepts common descent but posits that evolution alone is insufficient to explain life's complexity. It argues for identifiable, divinely engineered interventions at key points (like the Cambrian Explosion or the origin of consciousness) within the evolutionary timeline. It's not Young Earth Creationism, but it still insists on detectable "design signatures" in the genetic code or fossil record, a claim mainstream evolutionary biology vehemently rejects.

Example: "He argued for Evolutionary Intelligent Design, claiming the genetic code was 'front-loaded' with information for future body plans. 'Evolution is the car,' he'd say, 'but God installed the GPS with the destination pre-programmed.' Biologists replied that the car built its own GPS on the road." Evolutionary Intelligent Design

by Abzugal January 30, 2026