Someone who satches Rick and Morty
Person 1: I am an Intellectual
Person 2: No you are not you will never understand the true intellect of Richard and Mortimer
Person 2: No you are not you will never understand the true intellect of Richard and Mortimer
by Ben Shapiro Epic Style November 8, 2018

Boy:u wanna play 2 square?
Me, an intellectual: Cease your words, mortal! I do not wish to partake in your primitve games.
Me, an intellectual: Cease your words, mortal! I do not wish to partake in your primitve games.
by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

only intellectuals understand 🙂
by bigballfatmanball March 8, 2020

by aRMery September 11, 2019

Mary: Hey Harry, i know you cheated on me with your cousin!
Harry: Mary, that's impossible. First of all, as "you" know, i always wait 4 days and 47 hours between two sessions. Relying to that factor, your subconscious makes this stuff up because you can't look different at the situation, you're in your period time. So, shut the fuck up and go get me a beer. <humming>* Long live intellectualization!</humming>
Harry: Mary, that's impossible. First of all, as "you" know, i always wait 4 days and 47 hours between two sessions. Relying to that factor, your subconscious makes this stuff up because you can't look different at the situation, you're in your period time. So, shut the fuck up and go get me a beer. <humming>* Long live intellectualization!</humming>
by call me devil July 28, 2017

by 'sup P May 13, 2005

NPC: I got through more jobs then you socks.
Intellectual: Really? Because you smell like you're wearing your only pair.
Intellectual: Really? Because you smell like you're wearing your only pair.
by The Magnificent Bloke September 27, 2007
