You're right, I'm sorry.

What you say to a female when they are angry with you.

Fail example

Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.

Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.

by Female understander April 28, 2012

I'm sorry what the fuck?

The word you say when you hear someone say an insanely weird and overall just stupid word.

Dylan: Do you like storing your scabs in a jar?
Bobby: What?
Dylan: I said, Do you like storing your scabs in a jar
Bobby: I'm sorry what the fuck?

by Qahmenter November 06, 2020

i'm so fucking sorry

What you want to say to your ex when she's gone. When you miss her and hold on to a memory. Then you start to drink and keep holding on to that memory until that's all you have when your friends leave you because you're a self destructive drunk. You can't tell your family you are and you have no friends to depend on. So then you're left alone, holding a picture with your favorite memory and wish you could go back to it but you can't. And you continue to spiral down and don't see a bottom because one thing threw you over the edge and you can't climb back up from that fall.

Guy: I'm so fucking sorry...

by Not your friend December 04, 2013

I'm sorry about you

Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going through your mind

Dude, stop texting that chick; she's never responded to you and you look desperate. I'm sorry about you

by My Plaid November 18, 2022

I'm sorry you feel that way

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.

Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."

by SpeedyG123 February 21, 2010

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news

A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.

Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!

Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!

by Steve820 December 28, 2014

I'm sorry about you

Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going though your mind

Dude, you keep texting that chick and she never responds, you look desperate. I'm sorry about you.

by My Plaid November 18, 2022