dirty howitzer

When a bro orgasms and succussfully lands the load on the lower, middle, and upper back.

Last night when I pulled out, I over shot her ass, but still landed a dirty howitzer.

by The FSbrO September 19, 2013

howitzer

A robotic cannon used in desert storm. It is a very devastating weapon and only takes 2 men to fire. It is much more effective than the world war 2 artillery cannons.

The Howitzer was invented by the Germans.

by The Man October 16, 2003

Howitzer

Referring to a really fat girl. Comes from the saying "Bringin in the big guns"

"That club would be nice if there weren't so many howitzers in there"

by Skillz925 June 16, 2009

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

smoking howitzer

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.

When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.

by Rocking Robin June 28, 2023

Calcium howitzers

Relative to calcium cannons, only larger and more impactful in battle.

Duck and cover! that gal is packing calcium howitzers.

by The Casanova March 12, 2026

Full like a howitzer

As early as the 18th century, a drunkard was "as full as a cannon" or even a howitzer, alluding to the enormous mass of explosive charge contained in such a gun. It was only in the course of the 19th century that the howitzer was added as a reinforcement of this idiom.

Look at her, she is full like a howitzer...

by screampie July 17, 2022