Hoptown Hustle

When a man finds a one night stand, hand cuffs her to the bed, fucks her in the ass, shits on her chest, then steals her t.v.

Man I Hoptown Hustled this chick named Cayla but she didnt have a t.v. (so i got her stereo)

by b-doo/mac daddy July 31, 2006

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Lord hopton

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock

He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!

by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011

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hoptop

A fart that sounds like someone going "hop top top top". Like a World War 1 bi-plane starting up.

"Ye gods, that hoptop fucking hums!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

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Hopto-itivness

A person that is prone to hop into action when needed immediately. Also is never off his game, and has no hesitation.

The new valet's hopto-itivness is unmatched by all others.

by EB hutch May 4, 2009

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hoptodip

When you have to hop like a bunny and dip your nachos in the salsa 💃 I’m hungry

Dude I hoptodip Yesterday! I’m so hungry again.

by Spicy cheese sticks with salsa June 9, 2020

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Hoptomamasis

A combination of hypocritical and excessive attention seeking

That guys such a hoptomamasis

by Madadragon12 July 2, 2025

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