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de-honkered

Definition 1~ When a woman gets her breast implants removed or gets a breast reduction.

Definition 2~ When you slice the beak off of a Canadian goose with a machete.
"What happened to Tina's huge tits?"
"Oh yeah, that bitch got de-honkered due to back problems."
by Donnie Bridle June 22, 2022
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sit on your honkers

to kneel and sit on the balls of your feet.
by jj April 23, 2003
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Honkers

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
by Humanbeing number 18472648 January 31, 2021
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honker nest

It is the nest which befolds are favorite honkers, i.e. the supple breasts of a young or pre sagging women. Preferably before children for then they drop like the bottom of a flour bag with an inch of content. The honker nest is what attracts are eyes, better known as clevage. A good honker nest bares no blemishes, scars, or bra-boogies.
Did you see the new girls honker nest? I'd titty fuck her till I got petered out.
by Sskipper March 10, 2008
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Honker 9

When somebody yells honker 9, you have to take off your shirt and drive through a corn field.
Person 1: "Honker 9"
Person 2: (immediately takes off shirt and drives through corn field) "YEEE HAWWW... Honker 9"
Person 1: "yeah its funnier after you drink a few beers, ha ha ha"
by billdance1848 April 30, 2011
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Honkeritis

Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!
by HaxOnMadaDucka March 13, 2021
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choo-choo honker

A physical gag in which one pulls another male's genitalia and exclaims "honk!".
"choo-choo honker "
1. Brian: Dude, lets give carl a wedgie!

Timmy: And to farther humiliate him, lets give him a "choo-choo honker"!

Brian and Timmy:YEAH!

2. Reggie: Did you hear what guy said about you?! You gonna take that?!

Dante: Hell nah! Im about to go over there and give that dude a "choo-choo honker:!
by Joe Bagpipes December 22, 2008
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