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ghetto hokey pokey

An number of line dances usually done at parties, weddings, family reunions, etc. Not necessarily relegated to the ghetto, trailer parks or barn dances; these dances are generally performed by persons of all races and social standings at various get togethers.

For Example:
- Cincinnati Stomp
- Electric Slide
- Cha Cha Slide
- Cupid Shuffle
- Achy Breaky
- Boot Scoot Boogie

Not to exclude other certain dances which may be danced as line dances but also have partner-style or solo variations

- The Hustle
- Love Slide
- Crip Walk
1. "Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Criss Cross. Everybody clap your hands. I know the Ghetto Hokey Pokey when I see it."
- Cedric the Entertainer, Kings of Comedy

2. Khaki Country
Gap Ad to song "Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

3. Doing the C-walk is gone get y'all beat down.

4. Did you see them doing that old school dance The Hustle in "Saturday Night Fever"? John Travolta was the man.
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Low Key Hokey Pokey 

Me: Ay gurl, wanna do the low key hokey pokey?
Girl: Okie dokie!

The Hokey Pokey 

A dance widely recognized as 'what it's all about'.
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around: that's what it's all about!

the hokey pokey 

a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"
jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?

lunchtime hokey pokey 

The act of leaving school with one's partner to engage in sexual play.
John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

gay hokey pokey 

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.
"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."