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Hodman is a smart,kind and loving women who is down to earth but let me remind u do not mess with Hodman she can be chill but don't take advantage of her because she's really scary once she's mad, Hodman is wifey material she doesn't care about How her significant other looks she only cares about the heart do not ever separate Hodman from her family, her family means so much to her, Hodman seems like someone who could become famous and make a difference in the world
Guy 1: "Yo u see that girl over there"
Guy 2: "yeah that's a Hodman,very special"
by Jikkiemoon24 October 31, 2017
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John Hodgman

John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.

•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.

•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.

•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.

•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.

•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them

•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD

•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...

John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"

John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.

That is all."
by Sereth March 17, 2007
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hoda

The Qur'an is the Hoda for all of mankind.
by Maryam April 18, 2005
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Hodan

Hodan's are the baddiest girls alive, the are fine, and thick. They are a hella baddie, and aint afraid to do shit. And they loyal, and faithful. If you mess with them, it done for u. Hodan's are the goofiest, and funniest bitches alive.
bruh, look at Hodan over there, she dummy thick.
by ahfu May 1, 2019
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Hotamil

Hotamil is a new email server that is dedicated for people who make alot of typo's in the hotmail server. You see, one typo in the hotmail server equals 10 dead kittens.

Why go to hotmail if you can go to the new and better hotamil. Save the kittens!
typo hotamil
by Hendrikus the turd May 2, 2010
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Hodabeast

Ugly person, esp. female. Can be shortened to "hoda" if you're in a hurry.
I was checking out this gal from behind but when she turned around, she was a total hodabeast. I had to rinse my eyes with Lysol.
by Paul Horn August 4, 2003
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Hodaddy

The most versatile word in existence. A word meaning all words, it can be substituted for any word at anytime, even if there's a fire(or should I say, "even if there's a hodaddy").
"One hodaddy to rule them all, one hodaddy to find them, one hodaddy to bring them all and in the darkness hodaddy them."
—The translated inscription of hodaddy
by Baller 4 days September 3, 2013
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