Jamaican Hockey Puck 

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

Jamaican Hockey Puck by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Let’s make like a hockey and puck

When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”

John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…

Let’s make like a hockey and puck by Long Horse Short Walk October 7, 2021

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here 

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009