Canada's History 

A sexual act so depraved that it can only be described as "putting it all in there." "Putting it all in there" is in fact the hardest part about performing Canada's History. It has also been referred to as "The Beaver."

You: Man last night me and me girl did Canada's History
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*

Canada's History by JessicaSki February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.

Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"

Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"

Canada's History by FoxyFuego February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

One of the worlds most gruesomely dirty sex acts involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

You fill the stanley cup with maple syrup, and then spread the rest of the maple syrup all along and inside the buttox of your sex partner. Your sex partner plants her face into the stanley cup and slurps down the maple syrup as you plunge your man-hood into her syrupy mother hole. The final process is when your just about to reach ecstasy you hold the antlers above your head and grunt like a moose.

It all ends in extreme pandemonium and sticky goodness.

Person #1: Hey man you want to take a trip with me to Canada to do some salmon fishing?

Person #2: No, but I wouldn't mind coming along to see if I could find one of those smokin canadian girls to show me what Canada's history is all about!

Person #1: Haha, your one crazy sick sob!!

Person #2: Haha! Amen brother!

Canada's History by JSkills February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A night of fucking, sucking, pissing, vomiting, snarfing, and sock-wearing -- shared by Eliot Spitzer and Canada's Beaver within days of both appearing on The Colbert Report.

I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.

Canada's History by DEFinitionCognitionMagician February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The most depraved sex act in the history of the world, including moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Yo, this girl asked me to give her Canada's History, but I totally bailed because that shit is too hardcore.

Canada's History by Olorinmaia February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

euphemism for sexual acts often done in the wild, with the sound of the loon in the background. Came about due to the trading of Beaver pelts, horny huntsman, and the slutty backwoods girls who entertained them.

Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!

"I took her out and taught her some of Canada's History"
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"

Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."

Canada's History by Colbert digs Canada's History February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"I'm hoping she's up for a lesson in Canada's History tonight. I bought an economy size maple syrup and I'm bringing on the pancakes."

Canada's History by BPow February 4, 2010