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Heimlich Torpedo

During coitus, if the male party applies too much thrust force and direction against the back wall of the vagina adjacent to the rectum, and the impact causes feces to pinch apart and push outwards, launching a high velocity turd at his chest and/or balls, he has just been on the receiving end of a Heimlich Torpedo.
Brian: "Hey Joseph, you okay man? Why are you bleeding from the mouth?"
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."
by Quicksave June 8, 2023
mugGet the Heimlich Torpedomug.

cultural heimlich

- when a person’s general taste is bad to the point where it requires sustained shaming and social intervention to improve.

- a campaign of necessary refinement, aimed at the abandonment of flavorless beers, Billboard music, poorly written movies, touristy travel, sweet wine, toddler palates, and more.
“Man, Jason was slamming shots of Fireball last night, listening to Kenny Chesney and defending Michael Bay movies. Then today I learned he only eats meat and pasta! We need somebody to step up and perform a cultural Heimlich immediately!”

“She’s literally going to die of poor taste in her 40s, if we can’t get her a cultural heimlich soon”
by Aclfsu10 May 13, 2019
mugGet the cultural heimlichmug.

Dirty heimlich

When you feed your significant other way too much taco bell and then take them back to your place and fuck them while simultaneously giving them the heimlich maneuver
Damn, i heard she wants a dirty heimlich, im not down for that.
by Doctordirtyword July 5, 2019
mugGet the Dirty heimlichmug.

Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with proper heimlich technique, but instead they give you backshots while your choking.
"Bro, someone help this guy he's choking!" -Person 1

"Don't rape him what the fuck is wrong with you?" -Person 1

"I'm giving him a Julia Heimlich" -Person 2
by barkey July 25, 2025
mugGet the Julia Heimlichmug.

heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.
by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023
mugGet the heimlich maneuver failmug.

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