Hap

1. n. Luck, Chance, Fortune. From Anglo-Saxon 'Gehap': to fit
Der: Happy (Lucky), Happiness (Luckiness), Hapless (Luckless), Happen (To Come By Chance), Mishap (Bad Luck), Perhaps (For Luck(s))

2. n. (Haps) Present Situtations, News. lit:Happenings

A: "I just won a car!"
B: "My! You have come by great hap!"
A: "What?"

"What are the haps, you guys?"

by Nate Flagg September 3, 2008

HAPS

Acronym for "Host for Aged Penis and Sperm". Refers to a woman who wants to be impregnated by a much older man.

"Her boyfriend is 78? But she's 22!"
"Yeah she's a HAPS"

by OptimusSlime August 2, 2023

HAPS

Hey Arnold Poop Soup (HAPS) is a deity that uses his powers to erase you. After you’re erased, you get set to a realm called “HAPS REALM”. You get to see Haps, Moai, Saps, and etc. You say his name (Haps) to activate it and say the persons name you want to delete.

HAPS @ozzy
HAPS @jtm
HAPS @kaleb
HAPS @carlos
HAPS @israel
HAPS @c5
HAPS @tito

by Sqpskaleb September 19, 2020

happing

used to describe something that is bustling with activity; fun; cool; awesome

Yo what is happing with you?

I got drunk one night and wrote happing and now i made it a word.

by questpact September 16, 2008

The Haps

Happy Birthday

Hi bro. 'The Haps'. Hope it's a good one. Have a drink on me.

by aliciazs October 4, 2010

Happing

To pretend to be happy while feeling depressed.

Harry didn't want me to know he was struggling so he acted upbeat and joyful...he shouldn't be happing like that.

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

Hap

A person or animal who is happy or looks happy all of the time

My dog is such a hap.

What a hap my brother is!

by Joe June 2, 2004