swedish hand grenade

Ejaculating into a condom then tying off the end after removing said semen filled condom from the penis. The tied off condom then becomes a projectile used in urban warfare, usually thrown overhand at approaching enemy forces.

I was pounding out this chick but then her boyfriend showed up. I had to use a "Swedish Hand Grenade" just to escape.

by DON J0HNS0N July 27, 2014

Jamaican Hand Grenade

Nickname give to Red Stripe (TM) Beer, refering to the bottle's somewhat unique barrel shape with a short neck. Also used in reference to potencey of the beer.

"Hey man, toss me one of them jamaican hand grenades" ; "Those jamaican hand grenades kicked my ass last night" ; "One of those jamaican hand grenades went off in my head"

by Sp@rky June 5, 2009

Japanese hand grenade

When a male sticks a fire cracker into his urethra and lights it prior to putting his penis into a females vagina, resulting in the explosion of the fire cracker in the vagina.

Dude, my dick is destroyed after I did the Japanese hand grenade on my girlfriend

by Poner la mesa March 10, 2010

Holy Hand Grenade

The preferred weapon of God, set to exploded after 3 seconds (not 4, nor 2, 5 is way out), and always kills the target.

We have the Holy Hand Grenade!

by Extreme June 19, 2004

social hand grenade

The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.

Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>

by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003

Hand grenade pussy

Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.

"Was that one girl's pussy good?"

"Hell no, man that bitch had some hand grenade pussy!"

by The Infamous Tito March 9, 2010

Mexican Hand Grenade

When you take a dump into a sock and then throw the sock at a person like a grenade. Usually done after consuming lots of spicy food. Not to be confused with the Mexican Mortar.

Monty ate a lot of Taco Bell today so he decided it was an opportune time to throw a Mexican Hand Grenade at Shane.

by Jameson Vandersnatch September 5, 2011