[halfassedly]

the act of something half-assed being done

1.)fuck, i have a paper due tomorrow.
2.)don't u dare do it halfassedly

by vanillaxbabe March 31, 2009

half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.

"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.

by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019

Half-Assed

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'

We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.

by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011

Harsassed

What happens when harsassment is used.

"I am feeling very harsassed right now. Can you please tone down the harsassment?"

by 👑Queen👑 December 23, 2016

half assed

To penetrate someone anally, but only slightly.

Yeah man, I did her in the ass but it was only, like, half assed.

by AndrewL957 November 4, 2007

half-assed

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head

Hes very very half-assed

by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

Half-Assed Superman

When a man goes to fuck a girl in the ass, but puts his cock only half-way in, then throws up all over his cock and the girls ass, and continues fucking her.

Person 1: "Dude, I did a half-assed superman with my girl last night!"

Person 2: "Ew! That's fucking sick!"

by Mew Novocaine November 4, 2010