Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

piercing the hairy doughnut

Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.

because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night

by punkydrewster February 16, 2005

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

by Wordmate October 29, 2018

hair piece

slang funny term for herpes

hey man watch out that bitch got the hair piece

by clinton smith May 20, 2008

Nic Cage Hair Piece

Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.

Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.

by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot February 25, 2011

high voltage hair piece

when you use somebodys bandana to wipe your ass

"hey bro let me get your bandana,...I got swamp ass...then he puts the bandana back on his head,dam man now i got a high voltage hair piece

by Matt King August 30, 2006

Harry Pierce

Harry Pierce is overall a pretty handsome dude that is good at most games he plays, he usually fights with ty brooks but overall he’s pretty cool he is also 6”2 and very strong

Harry Pierce is cool

by TheFakeBorder May 14, 2023