Grounded

The term equivalent of being sober from alcohol, but specifically sober from smoking dope

Guy 1: dude you still feeling stoned?
Guy 2: nah dude, im feeling pretty grounded right now

by JoshTheRealEmcee January 3, 2019

Eating a Grounder

While giving a rimjob, a girl sharts (shits and farts) while you mouth is open, but you keep going

I went down on my girl, but she had taco bell earlier and I ended up eating a grounder.

by ST,PE,MB December 15, 2008

grounded

what your parents do to punish you so that you are as miserable as they are.

parent: my life sucks, let's ground junior, so his life is miserable too.
junior: now, i'm grounded. dang it.

by boyfriendsavior January 16, 2011

grounded

A fad that goanimators make videos of where Caillou (or whoever) gets their stuff taken away for a ridiculously long time.

Oh, oh, oooooooooo. You are grounded grounded grounded for 12443323443556677888 centuries, go to your room now

by Nailed it lol December 19, 2019

Grounded

The act of being cut off by your parents and your technological social life being ruined

Worm your grounded.

by KillerXY01 August 7, 2011

You are grounded for 9999999 years

A dumb term that AUTTPs use 99.99999% of the time and vyond fags use who are fatherless.

Vyond video: that's it! You are grounded for 9999999 years!
100% of the comment section: CRINGE

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

Eating a grounder

A sex act believed to have originated somewhere in the Orient around World War II. Said act consists of one partner performing anilingus (commonly referred to as a “rimjob”) on another until the recipient gives way to spasmodic evacuation of the bowels onto the partner’s mouth. Said partner continues applying anilingus until the bowels are fully emptied into and around the mouth, at which time the sex act is complete.

“Our sex life wasn’t that great until my husband started “eating a grounder” last night. Now it’s fantastic."

by Ted Cawkwell December 15, 2008