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grammatify 

Let me grammatify your work before you send it off - you're always spelling things wrong and making up words.
grammatify by katrinajaye May 1, 2016

Grammatical Rule of Thumb 

1.Using "he" in a sentence as the default pronoun(instead of "he or she") for someone of an unknown gender,a person using this rule is thus considered a sexist by feminists.
2. Rule that compares such a person previously described to that of a wife-beater(wife beating is where the Rule of Thumb part originates).
My feminist English teacher yelled at me about my use of the Grammatical Rule of Thumb in my English paper.

grammaries 

1. The breasts of an elderly woman.

2. Saggy, flat breasts that have a slight odor of sour milk or mildew.

3. Aged pancakes.
My grandmother Helga always made sure to roll up her grammaries and secure them with rubber bands to prevent the uncomfortable pinching that would occur if they slipped below her pant line.

When he returned home, John ate the leftover grammaries that had been sitting on the counter since last Tuesday.
grammaries by C.S.Lee March 9, 2009

Grammatically Challanged 

Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.
my inglish teecher sez dat im inprooving

(My English teacher says that I'm improving.)
Grammatically Challanged by Arran October 23, 2004
Dude that was a gramazing play!

That play was gramazing bro.
Gramazing by Leighton Birchard December 18, 2008