a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.
i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.
by that guy August 30, 2003
a somewhat round furry organism with a furry nose and a furry rump. they usually break things and fall madly in love with one other organism almost to the point of being psychotic
That gopher must be exterminated
by Zingy May 29, 2004
Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite
Me out with friends,
Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,
Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.
Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,
Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.
by Botboy96 July 16, 2019
When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...
Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol
by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013
An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.
by Fowzilla November 25, 2003
by ThatMoleFaSho March 12, 2008