gopher

a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.

i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.

by that guy August 30, 2003

gopher

a somewhat round furry organism with a furry nose and a furry rump. they usually break things and fall madly in love with one other organism almost to the point of being psychotic

That gopher must be exterminated

by Zingy May 29, 2004

Gopher

Grade a douche bag.

Ryan Scott is a gopher.

by cutiewitabootie5436 December 29, 2010

Gopher

Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite

Me out with friends,

Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,

Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.

by Botboy96 July 16, 2019

Gopher

When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...

Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol

by Luke 7279 June 12, 2013

gopher

An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.

I bought a gopher at the petshop. Then I contracted monkey pox and died.

by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

gopher

a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion

ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher

by iceicebaby12131231 April 23, 2007