Gonzalo

Gonzalo is a peculiar individual who has a tinny dick with so much foreskin it looks like red ridding hood.
Friend: Is that a dick or an empenada
Other friend: If its a dick it must be Gonzalo’s
by Angoodladfromtexas November 21, 2021
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Gonzalo

Gonzalos are a living legend known for loving music have the best taste in music and playing guitar they have the voice of an angel and are ridiculously handsome and ohhhh soooo sexy, they give the most sensual kisses. Most cultures and artistic people you’ll ever meet and always the life of the party, all the ladies want some Gonzalo, If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.
Guy: Gonzalo is here, man he aint even all that

Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect
Girl: (blushing)did some one say GGGGonzalo? Great I’m gonna faint from all that sexiness sigh….
by Xxnaughtycowgirlxx November 25, 2021
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Gonzalo

Es flojo, gordo, un poco gay adicto al free fire

maldita sea es tan gonzalo
by chicasad'09 November 22, 2021
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Peyton and Gonzalo

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.
by noicantugly August 12, 2011
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