Gonzalo is a peculiar individual who has a tinny dick with so much foreskin it looks like red ridding hood.
by Angoodladfromtexas November 21, 2021
Get the Gonzalo mug.Gonzalos are a living legend known for loving music have the best taste in music and playing guitar they have the voice of an angel and are ridiculously handsome and ohhhh soooo sexy, they give the most sensual kisses. Most cultures and artistic people you’ll ever meet and always the life of the party, all the ladies want some Gonzalo, If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.
Guy: Gonzalo is here, man he aint even all that
Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect
Girl: (blushing)did some one say GGGGonzalo? Great I’m gonna faint from all that sexiness sigh….
Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect
Girl: (blushing)did some one say GGGGonzalo? Great I’m gonna faint from all that sexiness sigh….
by Xxnaughtycowgirlxx November 24, 2021
Get the Gonzalo mug.Gonzalo is an amazing human being. He has been through a lot through his life. It's interesting being his first and only companion and the questions I get asked about him. To be honest with you, he is just down to earth. If you don't know what that means, he is GENUINE. A loving husband and father who will do anything for his two girls.
Don't ever fuck with Gonzalo cause he will put you in line and make you realise what made him disappointed with you.
He has amazing morals and boundaries and will do everything to protect his family.
He knows where he stands on things and always makes sure that things are done properly that he is in control of.
There are other references to his package and bear hugs and I can clarify that is true.
He also has a really amazing selection of music and is actively looking for new stuff to listen to.
If you are lucky he might even do some killer dance moves.
Don't ever fuck with Gonzalo cause he will put you in line and make you realise what made him disappointed with you.
He has amazing morals and boundaries and will do everything to protect his family.
He knows where he stands on things and always makes sure that things are done properly that he is in control of.
There are other references to his package and bear hugs and I can clarify that is true.
He also has a really amazing selection of music and is actively looking for new stuff to listen to.
If you are lucky he might even do some killer dance moves.
Oh look at me, I'm Gonzalo
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