Goatis

Another way to say ‘Jesus,’ ‘Saviour,’ ‘Christ,’ ‘Enlightener,’ ‘Prophet,’ etc.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.
"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."
by Vegan_Gym_IceBathBoy April 23, 2025
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Goatiness

Her fans could not take GOATINESS
by The G0@T February 24, 2018
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old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.
Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?
by madd marauder April 06, 2011
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Not Goaty

Not Goaty is like not slay. If you did something that was a mistake or turned out bad, you would say Not Goaty. This word can also be understood as Not Greatest of All Time.
That was so Not Goaty.
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pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard
"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
by MrsDLT November 02, 2015
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