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glass bottomed boat

The art of placing cling wrap over your sex partners mouth and pushing it in a bit so that it forms a trough in their mouth. Step 2 is to defecate into the trough and force the turd in. Your partner must then suck the warmth out of the faeces.
by Agrabarian November 11, 2004
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glass blumpkin boat

Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).
"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."
by CairoXP July 3, 2007
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glass buttom boat

when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.
" i had a long crazy night with my wife, had the glass buttom boat going strong all night"
by glassbuttomboater May 21, 2016
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Glass-bottom boat

The act of defecating into another person's mouth, then sealing it shut with clear packaging tape.
I gave her the glass-bottom boat.
by The Board of Vulgar Language November 4, 2008
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Glass Bottom Boat

The act of recieving oral sex from a partner and ejaculating in that partners mouth. And before that partner can "spit" the fluids out you wrap saran wrap around their mouth keeping the fluids in place as they slosh around. Creating a glass bottom boat effect.
Mo was totally giving oral to this guy last night and before he could spit it out he gave him a glass bottom boat.
by WBoz January 20, 2008
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Glass bottom boat 2

One person lays under a glass coffee table jerking off while the other person squats over the table takes a shit. Then after the guy cums the girl or guy pisses on them.
Hey DJ can we do a glass bottom boat 2?
by Smashley420420 March 6, 2014
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Glass Bottom Boat Ride

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.
Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.
by Kodiak June 15, 2003
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