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Glass Bottom Boat

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When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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by Eskorpija May 20, 2016
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glass bottom boat

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when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.
I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.
by Ross and Chiu May 13, 2005
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glass bottom boat

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place cling wrap over someones faces and shit on it
she asked me for a glass bottom boat.. so i put cling wrap on her face and showed her what being in a boat would feel like.. a boat that was being shit on!!
by westsider.rider April 3, 2009
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glass bottomed boat

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The art of placing cling wrap over your sex partners mouth and pushing it in a bit so that it forms a trough in their mouth. Step 2 is to defecate into the trough and force the turd in. Your partner must then suck the warmth out of the faeces.
by Agrabarian November 11, 2004
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glass blumpkin boat

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Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).
"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."
by CairoXP July 3, 2007
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glass buttom boat

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when a person performs sex acts upon themselves while atop a coffee table that has a see thru glass top. A person laying below the table also performs sex acts upon themselves while they watch one another.
" i had a long crazy night with my wife, had the glass buttom boat going strong all night"
by glassbuttomboater May 21, 2016
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Glass-bottom boat

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The act of defecating into another person's mouth, then sealing it shut with clear packaging tape.
I gave her the glass-bottom boat.
by The Board of Vulgar Language November 4, 2008
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