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glogging 

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.
George: One time, when i was in 1st grade, i walked in on Fred taking a crap.

Rasheed: George, stop glogging it's extremely annoying.

George: Sorry.
glogging by fookyahmaurice August 18, 2010
Related Words

Glogglebuster 

/GLO-GUL-BUS-TER/ (noun) One who is of or pertaining to a gloggle or someone with an inversely quank outlook on life.
Dave used to be a real glogglebuster until he stopped faffing about.
Glogglebuster by Faffy McFafferson October 17, 2014
An onomatopoeia that represents swallowing.

Can also be spelled like "Gloguh"
Then he swallowed, "gloga", and then he spoke.
He took a bite and swallowed loudly, "gloguh".
Gloga by RebelJay2 November 19, 2021
Painfully slow, as though moving through molasses.
My internet connection is quite gloggy today.
Gloggy by Narfy Jones July 31, 2003
I went to see gloghniel in his hous3
Gloghniel by Snørkz February 19, 2022

the glogogagalab 

I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Outro
Ah splendid mmm.
Glogogagalab: i love books
Guy:the glogogagalab loves books
the glogogagalab by A.penis September 22, 2021