geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.

Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.

by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

by Eric August 25, 2004

Geezil

A smart and honest member of a small New England working class town.

I trust him, he's a good geezil

by meme333 December 20, 2008

geezer quickie

A kiss between older folks.

Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

Geezoid

A ladyboy, transexxual or shemale.

"Jeez Mick, have you seen the arse on that girl over there? She's a real beauty"

"You've had far too much to drink Ed, that's a geezoid"

"Shit".

by Ed Bosh October 11, 2008

Diamond Geezer

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.

Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night

by Vndct June 6, 2018