monkey garp

A slur for old people, usually depicting them as monkeys or less than. Some times even recognized as garp prime.

"That old dude is lame as hell man."
"Yeah he was being a real monkey garp all day."

"I hate hanging with the older side of my family, they all act like garp primes."

by mega man jay eazy January 2, 2024

Garpie

Wet deteriorating floppy no good penis.

"That's why yo garpie dead."

by Garpie Laufen May 20, 2021

garph

Someone who sniffs little girls bicycle seats!

"Old man Wilson is such a garph. Look at him sniff those seats!"
"Thats the third time this week!"

by christopher dougherty July 9, 2004

garper

An LGBT individual who enjoys Live Action Role Playing. A Gay LARPer.

His robes look fabulous. He must be a Garper.

by Vaylen December 11, 2013

garphey

Garphey is the definition of a handsome wholesome respectful man! He can sometimes stun you with his wit and humor. He once slayed a dragon by hugging it. Garphey is an overall cool dude.

Damn garphey is so funny and has a huge penis i wish i was like him. *sighs in awe*

by Definitely Not Garphey July 12, 2019

garpax

Nonsense BTM says when he's been binge drinking and cannot formulate a sentence anymore.

Tag: what are you guzzling right now
shahsk: scotch
BTM: nothing
BTM: scotch yes
shahsk: knew it
BTM: so what
shahsk: hhaha
BTM: garpax

by tag824 March 24, 2011

garpy

Feeling a little ill, but not to ill.

I feel a bit garpy today.
I overate, now I feel Garpy.
I feel better but still a bit garpy.

by aka Dee July 20, 2008