turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

glanding

shooting saliva out of your saliva glands

glanding someone in the ear

by bc November 2, 2003

guarding

The act of imitating a Hollister lifeguard in places you don't typically find lifeguards on duty. Involves holding your hands up to your eyes like binoculars and having friends take a picture of you.

#Guarding

Dude #1:         Hey, hold my phone for a second.

Dude #2:        Sure!

Dude #1:         I need you to take a pic of me guarding in the school library!

by Sam Diego April 5, 2013

guarding the bee

Mr Burn's distractive task given to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's dullest individuals.

Burns made Homer Simpson the Head Bee Guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Edge Guarding

A technique used in any of the Super Smash Brothers games to keep people from getting back onto the stage after being knocked off.

Hanging off the eldge to keep your opponent from jumping back on is a commonly used edge guarding technique.

by Mac70 June 26, 2008

Gosarding

/Go-sar-ding/ a term for a covert psychological warfare method. To turn people associated with you against you by use of slander, alienation, belittling and forms of mental-cuckolding.

/Gosarding/
Bro: Dude, that bitch and I finally broke up.
Dude: Saw it coming bro, she was straight up bullying you half the time.
Bro: It just sucks because all of our friends hate me now for some reason.
Dude: Probably talking shit bro.

by Dr Bruhl October 19, 2018

Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022