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Guadalupana

ándele pues Guadalupana .

hurry up big booty, it’s a nickname 😫.
by i’m single lol March 2, 2021
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Martha Guadalupe Cisneros

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros is a women who is strong and supportive. Enjoys nature all lot and loves the color red.
PERSON1: You know Martha Guadalupe Cisneros
PERSON2: YESS
PERSON1: I LOVE HER
by CoCoLeo May 9, 2021
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guadalupes revenge

your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!
If you're gonna go out for mexican, make sure you dont order the guadalupes revenge.
by the Bukkake Boyz September 26, 2011
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Gaudalupe

Is the best fucking person in the whole world. Not to mention she’s a child of god
We need to pray for Gaudalupe
by Deez Nuts Production April 14, 2019
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Guadalupan Blowjob

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.
Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.
by SasquatchBra May 2, 2011
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gadaloff

A good looking polish person

Usually with the first name of michael or matthew
His name must be gadaloff
by Oreogirl108 June 3, 2018
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Guadalupified

The act of going to the guadalupe river, renting toobs, drinking lots of beer, and hooking up with the opposite sex.
Matthew McConaughey: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?

Lance Armstrong: Dude, I'm headin to New Braunfels to get guadalupified.

Matthew McConaughey: Right on, Right on.
by Playmaker16 September 3, 2010
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