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Bill's fannypack

Bill's fannypack, GOBill! GOBill!
by cookiesandkream January 17, 2010
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Fannypack

Someone who insists on drinking only warm or room temperature "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing worthless chores like dusting vases or his dads athletic trophies or minimum wage work-related activies, like Arbie's or some other fast food restaurant, but is really doing one of few things

1. Playing Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops

2. Rubbing one out

3. Macking on really gross Asian chicks that want a one night stand and that have really squinty eyes and have no upper body at all

4. Playing golf all the time, even in the winter and bitching the entire time when playing

5. Complaining about absolutely nothing and blaming everyone but himself for his failures in life

6. Attending religious activities, like buying a new yamaka or a monora
Martin-"We should all hang out this friday."

Derek-"Yeah sounds like a great plan."

Tyler-"That would be Awesome."

Nate-"Thanks for the offer but I already have plans for that day."

All Three-"Wow Nate, you're such a FANNYPACK!!!"

Nate-"Sorry I actually have a life and have other things to do."
by Du So Good December 14, 2010
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Funnelcaking

To perform oral sex on a woman while eating a funnel cake out of her.

Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.
I just got done funnelcaking Kate. She loves her some funnelcaking.
by Ollie Churpuzzi August 28, 2016
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fannypack-tastic

Pedro: you guuys i just pulled a britney spears on my hair.

Pepito: Thats fannypack-tastic
by stephaniegorawr August 27, 2008
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Fannypack

A crude sexual act. One must pick up a big girl with excessive rolls, then do her from behind. While in the act, lift up the rolls hard and pull them together, creating a fannypack.
I fannypacked that ho!
by petie pie May 15, 2008
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funnylame

by A concerned parent February 11, 2005
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funnylicious

the deliciousness of funny
very funny
hilarious
knee slapper
milk coming out of your nose
peeing your pants
Tommy did something funny
Mary said it wuz funnylicious
by dawgzcheerbabe April 20, 2009
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