frotch

When you want to fart but also when you have to pee. You try so hard to fart, you pee your pants and the next thing you know you find yourself changing in to a clean pair underwear while laughing almost about to pee your pants. (again)

"that sounded like a frotch."

or "*farts* dude, can I borrow some undies, I just frotched."

by fart all day March 05, 2011

frotch

an act that demonstrates extreme gullibility and/or stupidity

cassandra totally frotched when the math teacher asked her about polynumerals

by BEAR;) April 28, 2008

Frotch

When your boss's administrative assistant farts in the face of the lab administrative assistant

Damn, did Eufagnia just frotch?

by Robin Williams as Mrs. D. October 09, 2008