Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
by tubby custard machine January 09, 2022
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Freudian Slip

The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.
sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.
by ^^!$#@ April 03, 2021
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Freudian Slip

An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR
Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.
by ConW August 25, 2023
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