fondue

The act of taking a discussion away from the original topic in blog comments (comparable to bringing fondue to a dinner party and luring all the host's guests from the table).

Joe's blog entry: The Chelsea Hotel is an example of the Queen Anne style of architecture. (includes photo)
Commenters:
Leon: The hotel was built in the late 1800s, I think.
Dan: It was granted landmark status in 1966.
Mary: I lost my virginity at the Chelsea Hotel!
Laura: I lost my virginity while "Stairway to Heaven" was playing.
Ryan: I lost mine under the school bleachers.
Joe: Dammit, Mary fondued my blog again.

by An Aries March 27, 2008

fondue

Very popular Swiss food made of different cheeses melted in warm white whine. It is served in a special pot and is supposed to be eaten by dipping little pieces of bread in it.
There are many other fondues, including meat fondue and different dessert fondues but the cheese fondue is popular of them all.

Put some black pepper in your fondue!

by coronerxd June 7, 2005

Space Dock Fondue

A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.

Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 18, 2008

frat fondue

a mixture of alcoholic beverages that frat boys and other partyers will either ladle into a plastic cup to chug or dip something into as a practical joke and make either a pledge or a completely wasted person consume

Hey this party's frat fondue isn't bad for a mix of shitty drinks.

I'm gonna get that new kid so bad with Steve's frat fondue!

by samg3 September 7, 2010

Flirticia Fondue

AMAZINGLY fabulous female impersonator in Western Washington ... classy, talented, gorgeous, hawt, sexy, everyone wants to be like her

"Did you see the drag show last night?"
"Yeah Flirticia Fondue kicked all their tired butts with her sparkling routines!!"

"Did you see Flirticia's outfit?"
"I would kill to get a dress like that!!"

by KMacAttack November 9, 2012

Fondue Fountain

While your girlfriend is having an upset stomach, screw her in the ass until she shits diarrhea over your dick making it look like a fondue fountain.

Girl: Oh yeah, oh yeah, i am going to shit all over your dick
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain

by ThatsGross June 19, 2010

Finquest

1. Noun; When a decision has been made clearly and one person desperately tries to change it at the wrong time, mostly with no chance of success.

*whole family driving on the way to sixflags*
Dad: "everybody excited to go to six flags?"

Mom: "all the kids are, they've been waiting five weeks."
Youngest child: "I think dorney park would be more fun..."

Dad: "WHAT DID YOU SAY???"
Youngest child: "nothing."
Oldest child: "poor kid barely even attempted to make his finquest

by Helookslikeshaggyfromscoobydoo September 1, 2016