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Ferrari

Bella Macchina. the perfect automobile blending superb stability and handling, mind numbing performance and the finest craftsmanship in one helluva looking car. With the exception of a few duds, every prancing horse to come out of maranello just backs up the name. the driver of the ferrari should be an enthusiast who truly appreciates the car as a performance machine, but since its inception, the market for the ferrari has seen buyers who buy the car simply to flaunt the yellow badge around town. these people should have it confiscated and given a bentley or a maserati.

notable models include all the 250s (GTO), 365, 308s (288 GTO), 512TR, 355, 360 CS, 430+scuderia, 575, 599, 612, F40, F50, enzo, 458, 458, 458, 355 challenge, not the new california (the V8 is where??) and no models ending with the letters XX as they are simply over hyped bullshit cars that look like i dont even know what.
Yuppie cunt: Hey i just bought the new California, its so cool and its a convertible.

Ferrari purist: Fuck your mother, the engine is missing 4 cylinders and its ass is one of a female negro. Buy a real ferrari like a 355 or something
by The Bear Jew. January 6, 2010
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Ferrari

I don't care what ANYONE else thinks, Ferrari > Porsche, Audi, Lamborghini, Chevy(ish), Ford, Dodge, Nissan, Toyota, and anything else you think of.

They are THE BEST, AND ONLY THE BEST
by Fryd December 13, 2010
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Ferrari

A nickname given to ones own cheaper, stock standard automobile, that is clearly not a Ferrari.
Guy to friend: Hey, where did you park the Ferrari?
by poor car guy July 12, 2012
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Ferrari

Fast sports race car type. Beautiful, sexy. Multinational sports car manufacturer based in Maranello, Italy. Ferrari road cars are generally seen as a symbol of luxury and wealth.
Ferrari
by Italian Style April 11, 2013
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Ferrari

Penis extension for the sexually inadequate male. Long, red, throbs... Ferraris are so phallic.
I tried viagra, ginseng, spanish fly and they all failed, so I bought a Ferrari instead.
by fubarderby March 4, 2005
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Ferrari

Italian product often used by people suffering from the s.p.s. (small penis syndrome).
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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Ferrari

An over rated too expensive sports car that has the balls for the speed but costs to much to own. Money would be better spent in a gumball machine or buying a corvette
Ferrari is a pile, and shouldnt be made.
by lucas March 2, 2005
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