Fernando Torres

basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field.

Lisa: hey, who's that guy on spain's national team with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: That's Fernando Torres.
Lisa: I want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.

by putaporfavor July 28, 2010

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Fernando

Usually a hot senior with a big dick very athletic, mexican and has a hot girlfriend with a fat ass major dime and they both get very kinky he is perfect and eats pussy so good and can rellyy hit it

"Did you see her new bf"
"Yeah fernando is sexy lucky her"

by yoloswaggggggggygurl November 4, 2013

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San Fernando Roulette

Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.

I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!

I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.

by herb san October 21, 2010

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1. Embraced the motto "YOLO", well before Drizzy came out with "The Motto".
2. Suffers from a severe case of "FOMO".
3. Exceptional party planner/enthusiast.
4. Vegas afficionado.
5. Loves to be little spoon.
6. In a Dom/Sub relationship, would be "sub".
7. Dance moves resemble animal-like behaviors and/or seizures.
8. Busby's East Regular.

I am so Fernando Campos-ing right now.

by The People's Republic October 20, 2012

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FERNANDO

fernando is someone that is very clever and so good looking that you really cannot believe your eyes , you fall inlove as soon as you meet him because he really isn’t like no other and you have to cherish him forever because he’s the best person in the world he deserves so much love

scientist : who is this man and how is he so perfect

me: he’s fernando

by ILOVEFERNANDO May 19, 2022

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