Fed

The act of getting owned in some sort of competition

Humberto: Dude you guys beat the fuck out of us in basketball
Torin: Yeah you guys really got fed that game

by dillonisanogforreal May 1, 2008

fed

Acronym for "frustrated, envious, disappointed." Can be used as a v., adv., adj. "Fedder," (n. form). Shares with, say, cleave (adhere to) and cleave (divide)in that being fed (a state of emotion) leads to unhappiness, whereas being fed (with food, for example) is a way to happiness.

"Fed you!" (A variation on the old Chinese curse, "May you live in an interesting time.")
"That employee is a fedder." (Said of a disgruntled, always complaining person.)
"They always act in a fedly way." (Said of a group that puts a bad face forward, whatever the situation.)
"To fed or not to fed, that is the question." (Said of a person who isn't sure how to respond to a situation that allows for both praise and condemnation.)
"A very fed person . . ."
"You know, he preaches fedism as a normal consequence of the human condition." (As well, he's a feddist.)
"Hey, let's pool our federation and go on strike."
"Fed up?" Change your b/partner/computer system.

by Mike44 April 18, 2006

Fed

Basically means awesome.

This is Fed
Im just so fed
Ahh theres a fed; fed

by Luca Engberg July 9, 2011

Fed

The cool new word for "women".

Lafe is a fed.

by Henry VIII (Lafe is a fed) October 28, 2020

Fed

white boy trying to be ghetto re: K-Fed, Britney's ex.

stop frontin like you're from the ghetto, you're just a fu*ckin Fed.

by T. Roni November 10, 2006

fed

FuckED = FED

Man.. that's just FED

by linhzah! April 30, 2003

fed

a child molester ; someone who sexualy assaults young people (under age people)

Oh my gosh, a fed just raped me.
A fed lives on my block, why didnt the government tell me?

by _Schubie_ August 27, 2006