A dude that thinks the way to a womans heart is to follow them around like some kind of pathetic emotionally attached lapdog, then when they become friends with him proceed to try his own version of sex, which is a collection of retarded noises/inserting said spasticated hand into their meat curtain, then blaming all of that on his obvious 'loose screw' then proceeding to follow them around at school wearing his famous ankle swingers and poking his oversised nose into other peoples business/private areas, which then results in an army of people breaking said nose and he then crawls back on all fours (or as we know it, 'fairweather shuffle') to some other girl which has sympathy for him, then repeats until is murdered.
guy 1: hey that charles guy is a fairweather
girl 1: i know.. he tried to rape me once :(
guy 2: fuck that shit, lets break his nose!
girl 1: yeah!
girl 2: don't guys he's really sweet! D:
guy 1: sweet until he's got his whole hand inside you..
girl 1: i know.. he tried to rape me once :(
guy 2: fuck that shit, lets break his nose!
girl 1: yeah!
girl 2: don't guys he's really sweet! D:
guy 1: sweet until he's got his whole hand inside you..
by lukepearcey August 18, 2012
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Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
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Get the miss fairweather mug.Juliana Fairweather is a gay faggot. She has no friends and is a fatass. She has a big nose and big ass forehead. She is so ugly.
Person 1: Bro is that Juliana Fairweather?
Person 2: It must be! She looks as ugly as Juliana Fairweather.
Person 1: Wow! We should run away.
Person 2. I agree. Let's run before she gives us STDs.
Person 2: It must be! She looks as ugly as Juliana Fairweather.
Person 1: Wow! We should run away.
Person 2. I agree. Let's run before she gives us STDs.
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