euphons

A name for only the cool, Is the coolest person you will meet, Stole her mum's credit card so she can give away gifts all the time, Lost in BlackJack due to a bust, Is very cool; Has lots of swag
-Euphons is also a convicted child molester (it is a nickname, The name euphons is a nickname for child molesters)
-Will make funny jokes

Kid: Man I wish i could buy discord nitro
Euphons: I will rape you first then you can get it

by Vapeinator November 7, 2019

Euphonium

Euphonium is basically a tuba, but instead of being a god-like instrument, they decided to make it bad.

Guy#1: Hey, do you know how cool the tuba is?

Guy#2: Yeah?

Guy#1: Let's NOT make the euphonium like that.

by Lord Squidward March 7, 2020

Euphonium

Absolute worst instrument in the world, go play tuba, or any other instrument. This crap is the worst instrument to start on. If you play this instrument, switch to tuba this instant.

Look, this dude is playing the euphonium, sounds like crap

by goeatsomething December 2, 2020

euphorny

A state of Euphoria and Horny at the same time.

Wow, babe, I'm really euphorny right now-

by Teegerrr March 17, 2021

Euphonium

An uncommon low brass instrument im concert band and marching band. Euphonium players are "the chosen ones" selected by Hades himself to help bands sound like thsy came straight from Mt. Olympus

person 1: I play Euphonium
person 2: whats that?
person 1: It is a low brass instrument

by Bass Clarinetist January 15, 2025