don't you mean "euphEmism"?
Hell no! They got the right to vote, didn't they? Man, they better get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Hell no! They got the right to vote, didn't they? Man, they better get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
God-damn eu-pheminists.
by Threept14Guy April 3, 2005
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A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
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The story parents tell little kids to explain what happened to a dead pet. A portmanteau of euthanasia and euphemism.
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Trying to make the mean things you say sound nicer (example 2) or making a mild comment you make sound even worse by adding you were just using an euphemism (example 1).
Trying to make the mean things you say sound nicer (example 2) or making a mild comment you make sound even worse by adding you were just using an euphemism (example 1).
1.
Jack: o my God, I really hate that Grace-woman! Why is she coming over instead of DROPPING DEAD?
Karen: o come on, she's not that bad.
Jack: she is! And I'm telling her, just wait.
Grace: hi guys!
Jack: I'm really sorry, Grace, but I just don't like you very much. And that is really just an euphemism. Bye bye now!
Grace: o my God! I'm outta here!
2.
Pete: okay, well, it's not the best painting in the world...
Joan: yeah, nice euphemism, Pete. This is without a doubt the worst painting I have ever seen. Seriously, even a two-year-old would do a much better job!
Jack: o my God, I really hate that Grace-woman! Why is she coming over instead of DROPPING DEAD?
Karen: o come on, she's not that bad.
Jack: she is! And I'm telling her, just wait.
Grace: hi guys!
Jack: I'm really sorry, Grace, but I just don't like you very much. And that is really just an euphemism. Bye bye now!
Grace: o my God! I'm outta here!
2.
Pete: okay, well, it's not the best painting in the world...
Joan: yeah, nice euphemism, Pete. This is without a doubt the worst painting I have ever seen. Seriously, even a two-year-old would do a much better job!
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by Surfingisgreat36 September 4, 2009
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