Ethel

A wise woman

You don't know how to do that? Ask Ethel

by Cluelessindaventry January 11, 2009

eizelle

Eizelles take no shit from anybody. She’s a great friends to many but also a dumb bitch. Whenever you’re in trouble, eizelles got your back.

What are you, an Elizabeth? No, she’s an Eizelle

by rainb0wzfarts January 29, 2019

Ethel Baumstein

The term to describe a delusional, mentally unstable but thoroughly lovely old woman, who thinks she is black.

'Man 1: "Yeah bro this MKAT is fucking wicked."
Man 2: "Lemme have a key, wanna test it first"
Ethel Baumstein: "Ah no now me bwoys, dont a all ofchu be slingin all around dat sheeit on my home turf or yas gon be gettin yaself sliiiiiced up honeychile'

by trippyqueen August 30, 2012

erzel

Erzel is usually a very smart, beautiful girl. She always wants to see her family and friends happy. She is very active and always a great person to have around you. Erzel is usually a tall, lightskin girl with nice hair. If you ever meet an Erzel trust me you won't regret it.

Is that erzel? Damn! She's amazing.

by Richi225. November 17, 2018

Ethelyn

Ethelyn sounds like a chemical but no, a innocent bean of a lady, though well read, smart and charming!

The bookworm trait leads to interesting impacts - using the intelligence for perfect and well delivered sarcasm - be it through text or speech, Ethelyns will make u crumble with fear or laughter with facts and logic (well it depends on which side you’re on)
Ethelyns are very extremely supportive with immaculate taste in comedy. The bean filled with overflowing intellect will provide help and assistance wherever possible, no one should take this for granted - please protect the innocent bean of an Ethelyn

Do you know the top girl? Yes, of course, it’s Ethelyn!

by Hellooooofelloooooowwwhoomans November 23, 2021

eteled

a dead nintendo employee whos soul got sucked into a mii he made while he was drunk. now whenever he gets deleted he goes all crazy because its painful. hes kinda hot ngl

person 1: is that eteled omg
person 2: omg dont delete him hes so sexy
person 1: no way ew!!! im deleting him!!!
person 2: plsplspls dont do that youll instantly regret it

by eteledsuperhot July 29, 2022

Ethel Syndrome

Slang for an ailment caused by missing someone, or “simping for someone”, most likely called Ethel. The reason the name “Ethel” was picked was because it originated from an elderly man who had strong feelings for his partner (named Ethel). Ethel Syndrome can be used interchangeably with the popular internet slang “simp”.

I like this girl so much, I must have a case of Ethel Syndrome.

by ArcticToast August 19, 2023