A fatal disease in which the patient believes that his/her head has been infested with small fairy-like creatures, resulting in complete insanity and death by bad dancing.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry about your husband. How did he die?"
Person 2: "He had a severe case of the eppersons."
Person 2: "He had a severe case of the eppersons."
by Frankay, hay hoe June 13, 2008
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Aboriginal men and women who are recognized, respected and consulted for their wisdom, experience, knowledge and background, not necessarily the oldest in the community.
by tracy.j July 31, 2017
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Love God above all ampersand your neighbour as yourself. (English)
Love God above all ampersand your neighbour as yourself. (English)
by Ian McMillan July 23, 2006
Get the epershand mug.Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
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When an older person tries to explain to you (verbally) how to do something that you don't particularly need explaining to do. Particularly inappropriate behavior if the elder person is not related or even known to you.
The old lady went to "eldersplain" to me that I should just go to the front of the line and not worry about social-distancing because it isn't real anyway.
by Myche September 15, 2020
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