Elderly Soda

basically, diet soda.

The only people who have elderly soda are old people

by AbeNMS92 April 13, 2017

elderliness

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.

Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.

by Elderliness June 15, 2017

elderly sex

The term elderly sex isn’t what most think of. It can be termed gross but is the best thing to happen. Things many don’t think have happened before have actually happened since years ago. The best sexy in history. It’s atill happens despite many want to tho Ms thanks to modern day Viagra. Sex in all ages is timeless!

Elderly sex:best thing since “How did you and Grandpa meet?”

by JMac2018 February 11, 2018

SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)

When that old bitch fine, but then really not fine.

“Did your grandfather suffer from SEDS (sudden elderly death syndrome)?”
“Yea he died”

by Nayomiey November 20, 2023