Effluessence

The quality of being full of crap and everyone else knows it.

The white house press secretary routinely demonstrates her mastery of effluessence every time she speaks to the press corp.

by anonymous February 22, 2026

Effluential

Gaining acceptance of a plan or idea presented with no opposition from others while possessing offensive poo smell.

" I tell you, Louise- I had a much better to Jack's idea for the company but I gave up- I just couldn't stay in the same room as him as I think he must have shit his pants!"

" Yep, he did it again- he is just too effluential that way"

by the Great Iloo August 24, 2025

His Effluency

n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.

"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"

"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."

and

"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"

by His Effluency August 9, 2012