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anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.
1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.
by Jump4h July 15, 2008
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Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.
Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.
by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009
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anal-dwelling aliens

Aliens that dwell in ones rectum
-or-
communists.
one time i was beamed up on a UFO, and the shoved an egg up my ass.
And when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to Jebus, looked just like Joseph Stalin.
by Boersma July 1, 2005
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anal dwelling cum nugget

name reserved for the worlds largest idiots.
by Dark Mousy December 8, 2007
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anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.
Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!
by neverknew December 21, 2008
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Cart Dwelling Asian

"Emily, you are such a cart dwelling Asian!"
by imnaked06 July 5, 2006
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fractal dwelling

To consciously dwell in the Universe (inner and outer), as opposed to unconsciously existing (unaware of ones inner intelligence and inter-connectedness with all things).
"I'm totally fractal dwelling right now; i can feel the aliveness of Nature, my body; the inter-connectedness between me and Nature."
by fractal dweller November 18, 2010
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