dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves

1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf

by trotscrot July 1, 2008

Dwarf Fortress

A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.

Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?
Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.
Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...
Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!
Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.
Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!

by Red Fortune May 31, 2009

dwarf planet

A secondary category of planets, but not actually. Dwarf planets are bodies of rock that orbit the Sun and are too small to classify as a planet. The Dwarf planets in our solar system as of this definition are Ceres, Pluto, and Eris.

1. Pluto was a planet until the discovery of a bunch of objects about its size brought it down to dwarf planet. All those bodies will soon be dwarf planets.

by gnase October 5, 2006

Dwarf Nigger

A small, creepy african american that is as rare as a lepercan (or however you spell it) It can only be seen on nights with rainbows, and is usual found standing over a unsuspecting 5 year old boy as he sleeps.

A jockey from Left For Dead 2

"Get this Dwarf Nigger off me!!!!!" (usable in both cases)

by jfoahgas May 5, 2011

Dwarf Rage

The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.

Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"

by Goldo Glittergold July 7, 2010

Dwarf Porn

Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.

Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf.

A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.

by Porno Andy May 8, 2012

dwarf's revenge

Pluto was originally one of the 9 planets in our solar system, then it got booted from the list for being too small. Now, it's back, and it brought it's dwarf friends with it!

Pluto is back with Ceres and Eris! That's what I call a dwarf's revenge.

by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008