humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

by littlejimmie July 19, 2019

dumbthingy

A dumbthingy is a sometimes mischievous or weird person. dumbthingies are commonly encountered on IRC or ICQ. They sometimes advertise weird non-existing scripts.

I just saw dumbthingy on IRC.

by ircbrot September 16, 2004

DumbsYT

DumbsYT (he's called Dumbs but UrbanDictionary mir?) is the deffinition of high quality autism. He provides us -his gey autistic fanbOis- with beautiful autistic League of Legends content in his YouTube channel.

Hey why is he name DumbsYT instead of Dumbs in Urban Dictionary?

-Because Riot Vedius :^)

by MurderIsArt June 8, 2018

dumbtired

Someone who is too tired to make food to feed themselves, which makes them dumb. This usually causes starvation and leads to death, which for us gen z kids isn't so bad.

'I'm so hungry'
'Make yourself food'
'I'm too dumbtired.'

by DevilishHalo January 10, 2019

dumbly

a dum elephant that looks like a dumpling

Yo Dylan, isn't he so dumbly

by yourstruelyme April 15, 2020

put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

by Modak May 13, 2014

dumbtard

used in lieu of dumbfuck or fucktard, should you find yourself in a situation where dropping the F-bomb is a bad idea (i.e. a public place with young children and their aggressively conservative parents around)

I wanted to tell John what a fucktarded asshole he was being in the supermarket, but after noticing the soccer moms' death-glares, i settled for 'dumbtarded a-hole'.

by Scienatrix April 22, 2010