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facebook drunkie

the term you call a person who somehow in their drunken stooper logs into their facebook account and emails, comments or messages their facebook crush (you) frequently. The message usually contains many mispelled words, inappropriate sexual slurs, and their true feelings about you. This person most likely will try to contact you in the next 24 hours to apologize with a lame excuse. Please do not answer the call.. seriously ignore it.
rachel: oh my god.. i logged onto my facebook account this morning and had recieved a message from john. it said "i louves yourdss tittzyss. callsa mess backksz babaayyu<x3."

brooke: ewwww.. ignore that.. he is a total facebook drunkie. he messaged me last week.
by braovahaaaaa September 19, 2009
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Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.
At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."
by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007
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drunkness

1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.
Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".

Jesus fuck!! We are so damn drunk!
by Luvnuts March 4, 2003
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drunkier

1. To be more intoxicated than someone or something else.
10:13:58 <Ash> i act just like martha
10:14:01 <Ash> only slightly nicer
10:14:06 <homework> and drunkier D:
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drunkish

somewhere between drunk and sober.
dude 1: Man, i had a whole 6 pack last night.

dude 2: Were you wasted?

dude 1: No, but I was drunkish.
by lildevil6463 December 14, 2009
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drunkinese

Slurring speech and babbling while drinking heavily.
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am osificer." This is drunkinese.
by MHOS December 3, 2013
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Drunkie

Stop consuming beer drunkie.
by Svend_16 April 30, 2020
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