I'd drink her bath water!

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

by StuckNIndiana June 28, 2006

Watch me sit and drink water

A Massachusetts euphemism for passionate romance of the FeverPitch-esque, Bostonian variety. Used to imply any sort of romantic, passionate, seductive, sensual, tender, heartfelt, or Jimmy Fallon-esque activity.

"Any chance you can stop by tonight and you can watch me sit and drink water?"

by taptappolyrhythms August 22, 2014

I'm drinking water while drowning

When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning

Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now

by technodrinkswaterwhiledrowning January 07, 2021

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals

The most refreshing drink you need.

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022

if you dun drink water for 72 hours

you will die, a quote from fat tam

Fat tam: IF YOU DUN DRINK WATER FOR 72 HOURS, YOU WILL FKING DIE!
Me: Not drink water for 71.9 hours*
Also me: I'm in danger.

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 05, 2021

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

skinny drink of water

US slang: (noun) A person with a thin, gangly body. Also used with: thin, scrawny, tall

"Who's that skinny drink of water?"
The tall drink of water was just up my alley.

by mgrov13 November 19, 2020