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Douchey Cat

1.Your roommates cat that acts like a complete douche bag.

2. A cat that keeps you up all night because he wants to play.

3. A cat that has to be the center of attention.
Douchey cat kept me up all night meowing and scratching at my door.
by Louise D'Amato January 27, 2007
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Douchey Gesture

1. An action / gesture that would lead someone to think that you are a complete douchebag.

2. A move that makes you go back and say to yourself, shit.
Guy 1: I just slept with your ex, not like you made it out to be.

Guy 2: That was a douchey gesture on your part.
by Datson February 23, 2009
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Douchey McDouchester

This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.
Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
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Douchey Doucherton

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.
He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!
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Douchey Magee

A person who exhibits douchelike characteristics.
That asshole is a real Douchey Magee.
by PanaBear December 21, 2005
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Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche
That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...
by bigggslim March 16, 2011
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douchey gifter

1. An asshole who gives you a douche like gift.
2. When a women doesn't wash her vagina for a long enough period of time which accumulates a pungent, tuna like oder and in the event of douching her twat, scrapes off sores from her previous partner then sends the douche as a present to her douchebag boyfriend.
3. Cindy Allen.
1. My ex boyfriend was a big cock rocker but I dumped his ginger loving ass cause he was a douchey gifter.
2. So I hooked up with this chick and she was a real freak. She sucked and fucked and quacked like a duck. One day we got into a fight and she said she would make it up to me. The next day I received a package from her and there was a bloody douche rag that smelled like pungent tuna. Because I loved her and her smell, I used it as a loufa for my face and now I have cold sores. That dumb bitch is a douchey gifter.
3. Cindy Allen has big tits but she is a total douchey gifter.
by Master domer October 27, 2014
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