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douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.
Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.
by cra0422 December 1, 2015
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narcissistic douchebags

People who find pleasure in being a dick towards other and do nothing positive.
Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.
by Chaz11 March 7, 2016
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Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed Jerk and Asshole but hasn't quite reached Motherfucker
John is being a douchebag toward Taylor by telling everyone her secrets.
by spbwhat May 11, 2016
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San Diego Douchebag

Noun.

A douchebag of such magnitude that it could cleanse a whale's vagina. From Ron Burgandy's made up definition of San Diego as German for "a whale's vagina."
Guy 1: That Ron is such a douchebag.

Guy 2: He's a San Diego Douchebag.

Gay 1: For real.
by Max C. Webster, III November 29, 2010
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The Douchebag Theory

The answer to why girls always date douchebags. It usually starts from a young age, when a boy is mean to a girl, the girl goes home and cries to her mom, her mom then says "it's okay, it's just because he likes you", the girl is then happy with that answer and moves on with life thinking everytime a guy is an ass to her, it just means they like her, she goes on thinking that until she is old enough to date guys, and then she proceeds to ask the biggest douchebag out, and that explains how all the assholes get hot girls.
by itzadolfin!! June 6, 2011
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Douchebag Earring

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.
Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.
by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009
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Douchebageddon

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.
Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.
by DarthPaul April 21, 2015
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