floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy

tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.

by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003

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donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

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donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 1, 2005

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Donkeyfuck

Verb: to intentionally or ignorantly make someone else's job harder

I would've finished earlier if Scott didn't keep donkeyfucking me!

by PetShop April 27, 2017

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One who likes to fuck a donkey several times over and over, and then three times again, and also one who loves to shove penis after penis into her mouth(a.e. Katie Jennings). Usually it is a ritial followed by the butch dumping on the bitch's chest.

Wow how many jews did you bang you donkeyfucking cocksucker?

by Someone July 19, 2004

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Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick

Refers to a exceptionally large penis, weighing between 5-10lbs. Most commonly found on African Americans but occasionly on caucasians, but never Asians.

Yo dat nigga got a Big Ass Gorilla Donkey Dick!

by Evan Boy February 2, 2009

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